I crave being elderly and predictable

Flight: LAX-EWR, January 6th, 2023

the sweet old lady next to me spent the entirety of 5 and a half hours doing the following things in the following order:

1. playing trivia on her seatback screen (medium difficulty)

2. asking the flight attendant to turn on her overhead light as she couldn’t figure it out

3. drinking a coffee (black) and an orange juice (orange)

4. ea…